Not every holiday ode is jolly and bright! Read this absurdist Christmas poem by the Dating B. – a poem for those who love to laugh.
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Not every holiday ode is jolly and bright! Read this absurdist Christmas poem by the Dating B. – a poem for those who love to laugh.
Whether it’s for your office holiday party, a Christmas Eve get-together, or a New Years bash, here are the best holiday outfits to wear.
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